7 Guest Rules

1. No food in your room, please. It will draw ants, big ones. Store food in the kitchen and eat in the dining room or outside on the patio.

2. Flush nothing else in the toilet but bodily secretions/excretions and toilet paper. Wrap napkins and tampons and panty liners and place in bathroom trash basket.

3. No need to wash dishes. Rinse and place in sink, I'll take care of them.

4. I recycle cans, bottles and papers. Please don't place in trash. Blue recycle bin is in mudroom.

5. Don't place food scraps in trash. Draws ants and smells bad. I place food scraps in a plastic bag in the door of the freezer, then toss out in Sunday trash pickup.

6. I like to watch Jeopardy! from 7:30 to 8:00 PM. No conversations during this time, please.

7. If you need to pace in your room, please take off your shoes. Remember I work and sleep right below your room. (I'm a light sleeper.)